妈妈?死人会吞咽吗? Mommy? Do dead people swallow?
嗯? Huh?
好吗? Well?
他们吗? Do they?
嗯? Huh?
不。 No.
然后它们用嘴里的水做什么? Then what do they do with the water in their mouth?
他们的嘴里不再有水。 They stop getting water in their mouths.
为什么? Why?
别吵醒爸爸。 Don't wake Daddy.
爸爸的清醒。 Daddy's awake.
亲爱的,今天是星期六。回去睡觉吧。 It's Saturday, honey. Go back to sleep.
爸爸，爸爸，如果你戴眼镜他们不会让你当飞行员的! Daddy, daddy, they don't let you be a pilot if you wear glasses!
哦,汉娜! Oh, Hannah!
奥利,! Ollie, off!
来吧。下床，奥利。了! Come on. Off the bed, Ollie. Off!
我整晚都在用二次方程玩手球。 I've been playing handball with quadratic equations all night.
是吗?谁赢了? Yeah? Who won?
我最好把这篇文章写完，否则我晚上就睡不好觉了。 I better get this article finished, or I am never going to get a good night's sleep.
我今天在学校工作。 I'm workin' at school today.
不不不，两点前你得照顾孩子。 No, no, no, you've got the kids till 2:00.
我得去上博物馆课，然后去人工智能的甜甜圈洞送工钱。 I got my museum class, then I got to drop off the payroll at AI's Donut hole.
我希望肉桂……不,糖! I want cinnamon... No, sugar!
白的! White ones!
不，不，不要给你们这些小肥猪吃甜甜圈。 No, no, no donuts for you little porkers.
呼噜声!呼噜声! Oink! Oink!
亲爱的，给我做白糖霜的油条。 Honey, uh, make my cruller with white icing.
2分钟。 2 minutes.
这是不公平的! It's not fair!
这是公平的吗? Is this fair?
是的!是的! Yes! Yes!
好的，你早餐想吃什么? Ok, what do you want for breakfast?
我已经死了。 I'm dead.
嗯,那很简单。 Well, that's easy.
仔细看看鲁本斯用粉色和白色画女人的方式。 Look carefully at the way Rubens uses pinks and whites in his women.
他们有着雪花石膏般的雕像，有着恰到好处的玫瑰色阴影，使他们非常平易近人。 They have the alabaster cast of a statue with just enough rosy shades to make them eminently approachable.
我只知道，它们让我感觉很瘦。 All I know is, they make me feel thin.
当然，还有著名的红头发。 And of course, the famous red hair.
大多数艺术史学家认为这是他情妇头发的颜色。 Most art historians believe this was the color of his mistress' hair.
她是他最喜欢和最……艾米丽，这是情人还是熟人吗? She was one of his favorite and most... Emily, are we listing lovers or acquaintances?
你做了什么? You're done?
我都结婚十年了。 Well, I've been married for 10 years.
你想从我这里得到什么? What do you want from me?
你没上过大学吗? Didn't you go to college?
是的,但是…… Yeah, but...
哈哈。"一夜情，帅，床上功夫好" Ha. "One-night stand, handsome, great in bed."
你后悔了吗? And you regretted it?
哦,他。他让我下次带个朋友来。 Oh, him. He asked me to bring a friend next time.
你不记得他的名字了? And you can't remember his name?
听着，当你结束了…名字有点模糊。 Listen, when you've had over... The names get a little fuzzy.
哦,上帝! Oh, god!
"让-克洛德"是在圣马丁的那个人吗? "Jean-Claude." oh, is this the guy in Saint Martin?
是的。你周末去了加勒比海而我不是去了海滨吗? Yeah. You spent the weekend in the Caribbean and didn't I go to, uh, marineland?
你带着一只塑料鲨鱼回家。 You came home with a plastic shark.
我带着螃蟹回家了。 I came home with crabs.
现在，女士们请跟我来。 And now, if you ladies will follow me.
这个法国雕塑来自20世纪，由埃德蒙·路易斯·科莱特创作。 This French sculpture is from the 20th century and by Edmond Louise Colette.
这件雕塑是从新艺术到装饰艺术的艺术运动的缩影。 This sculpture epitomizes the art movement from art nouveau to art deco.
谁是最好的，为什么? Who was the best, and why?
强调简单的线条……霍华德。 There's an emphasis on the simple lines... Howard.
因为他就是喜欢性爱，欲罢不能? Because he just adored sex and couldn't get enough?
因为我们相爱了。 Because we were in love.
我所做的。 I've done that.
听你的。 Oh, listen to you.
拥有美满的婚姻一定是地狱。 It must be hell being in a great marriage.
当你被邀请参加第15届高中同学聚会时，你会对初恋产生疯狂的性幻想。 It is when you've been invited to your 15th high school reunion and it kicks off wild sexual fantasies about your first love.
老一号，罗伯特? Old numero uno, Robert?
不!汤米和我从没做过。 No! Tommy and I never did it.
除了两年，我们什么都做了。 We did everything but for 2 years.
什么? What?
嘿，你是从海边来的。 Hey, you're from the coast.
在俄亥俄州，你不能这么做。我在攒钱。 In Ohio, you don't do it. I was saving it.
为谁?罗伯特Hornswath ? For who? Robert Hornswath?
显然。 Evidently.
那么，你要去吗? So, are you going?
我不知道。我有15年没见过他了。 I don't know. I haven't seen him in 15 years.
他现在住在丹佛。 He lives in Denver now.
可能根本不会出现在那里。 Probably wouldn't even be there.
你能在5个月内从整容中恢复吗? Can you recover from a face-lift in 5 months?
这是我们要担心的事还是我们要乐在其中的事? Is this something we are going to worry about or something we're going to have fun with?
你会玩得很开心的。 Well, you'll have fun.
我知道我再也听不下去了。 I know I'm never going to hear the end of it now.
艾米丽，我这是怎么了? Oh, Emily, what is the matter with me?
每天，我都幻想着跳上飞机去丹佛，找到汤米，然后把他搞傻! Every day, I fantasize about jumping on a plane to Denver, finding Tommy, and screwing him silly!
原谅我。 Pardon me.
哦，你觉得这个怎么样? Oh, what do you think of this?
天啊，太恶心了，妈妈。 God, that's disgusting, mom.
彼得? Peter?
嗯? Hmm?
嗯。 Hmm.
哦，现在，你觉得这个怎么样? Oh, now, what do you think of this one?
艾米丽的。 That's more Emily.
你知道，记账员也可以很时髦。彼得? Hey, you know, bookkeepers can be chic. Peter?
哦。 Oh.
是啊，她没穿胸罩。 Yeah, she's not wearing a bra.
我能看看那个吗? Can I see that, please?
不。 No.
嗯,睡觉,是的。是的,就是这样。睡觉前。 Uh, bedtime, yeah. Yeah, that's it. Bedtime.
明天是我的生日!我知道今天是你的生日。 Tomorrow's my birthday! Well, I know it's your birthday.
你爸爸和我要为你的生日做很多准备。 And your daddy and I have a lot of getting ready to do for your birthday.
睡觉前。我不想睡觉。 Bedtime. I don't want to go to bed.
你从来都不想睡觉。 You never want to go to bed.
晚安,爸爸! Good night, daddy!
晚安,亲爱的。我马上就上去。 Good night, sweetie. I'll be up in a minute.
刷你的牙齿。 Brush your teeth.
好的。 Ok.
你那些掉了。 You dropped those.
我知道这首曲子。 I know that tune.
一个ª âª
啊。 Ah.
我们能不接吻吗? Can we do it without kissing?
当然。哦,是的。到这里来。 Sure. Oh, yeah. Come here.
我们能不动就做吗? Can we do it without moving?
我累坏了。 I'm exhausted.
哦。很好。我也是。我以为你想。 Oh. Good. Me, too. I thought you wanted to.
不是我。你呢? Not me. How about you?
我们可以明天做。是的。 We can do it tomorrow. Yeah.
不。 Nope.
吉娜的派对之后，我就不信了。 After Gina's party, I doubt it.
星期一。 Monday.
部门会议。去晚了。 Department meeting. Goes late.
星期二。 Tuesday.
好吧，就定在星期二吧。 Yeah, let's shoot for Tuesday.
这是好。 That was nice.
它总是好的。 It's always nice.
口红。是的。 Lipstick. Yeah.
你要去哪里? Where are you going?
算我的税，学西班牙语。 To do my taxes and learn Spanish.
我需要睡觉，艾略特。 I need to sleep, Elliott.
你可以睡在这里。 You can sleep here, you know.
不,我不能。你总是在画我。 No, I can't. You're always drawing me.
你在睡觉上浪费了很多时间。 Well, you waste a lot of time sleeping.
我喜欢睡觉。 I like sleeping.
它让时间过得更快。 It makes the years go by faster.
这对一个刚过30岁的女人来说真是糟糕的态度，一切都在眼前。 That's a lousy attitude for a woman barely past 30, everything ahead of her.
我花了35年多的时间，为康祖曼夫人的家具寻找完美的文化遗产，不受爱情和家庭的影响。 35 more years of finding the perfect piece of culture for over Mrs. Konzulman's sectional, unmarred by love or family.
好吧，如果你必须离开我，但如果你周五还是要去丹佛的画廊，我想明天找个时间见你。 Well, leave me if you must, but if you're still going to check out that Denver gallery on Friday, I'd like to see you tomorrow sometime.
不能明天。 Can't tomorrow.
明天是我教女的生日派对。 Tomorrow's my goddaughter's birthday party.
我喜欢生日聚会。 I like birthday parties.
不。你没有被邀请。 No. You're not invited.
你是说你为我感到羞耻吗? Are you saying you're ashamed of me?
每个人都带着他们的孩子。 Everyone there is bringing their children.
我会和其中一个约会。 I'll be dating one.
是的。 Yes.
嗯,我26岁。 Um, I'm 26.
我不知道你为什么要逼我。 I don't know why you're pressing this.
你只会觉得无聊，想离开。 You'll just get bored and wanna leave.
用别针把驴子的尾巴钉住?不可能。 With pin the tail on the donkey? No way.
好的。来了。 All right. Come.
我会的。谢谢你！ I will. Thank you.
艾略特! Elliott!
嗯? Hmm?
真不敢相信你用了我的口红。 I can't believe you used my lipstick.
这将花费我100美元。 This is going to cost me $100.
100美元一支口红? $100 for a lipstick?
不，是去化妆品柜台。 No, a trip to the cosmetic counter.
正确的。 Right.
大家都玩得开心吗? Is everybody having fun?
他很可爱。 He's cute.
我的帽子在哪里? Where's my hat?
在这里! Right there!
你看见我的帽子了吗? Have you seen my hat?
在这里! Right there!
我再去拿一杯苹果汁。 I'm going to get another, uh, apple juice.
哦，他为你准备了一顶特别的生日帽子! Oh, and he's got a special birthday hat for you!
你走吧! There you go!
他有东西要给你! And he's got something for you!
汉娜，你的生日是什么时候? Hannah, when is your birthday?
3个月。 3 more months.
3个月?我不能等那么久。 3 months? I can't wait that long.
我也是。 Me, too.
3个月前我就等不及要送你礼物了。 I cannot wait to give you your present for 3 months.
你可以在里面写任何你想写的东西:你的秘密，你的梦想，只有你自己能读懂。 You can write anything you want in there: Your secrets, your dreams, and only you can read them.
艾米丽,很高兴! Emily, it's wonderful!
妈妈!妈妈! Mom! Mom!
幸运先生有一个给你!你走吧! Mr. lucky's got one for you! There you go!
幸运先生给你准备了一个! And Mr. lucky's got one for you!
你走吧! There you go!
还有谁想要? Who else wants one?
我做! I do!
嘿! Hey!
怎么样，主厨? How's it going, chef?
疯了。 Crazy.
有意思，那边一群人。 Interesting, uh, bunch over there.
哦,是的。那是一个育儿小组的一部分。 Oh, yeah. That's part of a parenting group.
就我个人而言，我宁愿加入撒旦邪教。 Personally, I'd rather belong to a satanic cult.
对孩子们来说可能更容易些。 Probably be easier on the kids, yes.
天啊，你知道吗，他们真的很喜欢生吃? Boy, do you know, they really like these suckers raw?
那么，呃，呃… So how old is, uh, uh...
嗨。 Hi.
你好吗? How are you?
伟大的党。 Great party.
哦,谢谢,艾略特。 Oh, thanks, Elliott.
是啊，我特别喜欢幸运先生找不到帽子那部分。 Yeah, I particularly liked the part when Mr. lucky couldn't find his hat.
我从来都听不腻。 Oh, I never get tired of that.
嘿，你能调紫色吗? Hey, can you make purple?
紫色?嗯,牛奶。 Purple? Uh, milk.
你想要紫红色的还是紫红色的? Do you want, uh, magenta purple or, uh, fuchsia purple?
艾米丽说你很棒 Emily said you were good.
哦。我们的朋友还说了什么? Uh-oh. What else does our friend say?
你是个很棒的舞者。 That, uh, you're a great dancer.
我将就了。 I'll settle for that.
那么，你的…把尾巴钉在驴身上。 So how old is, uh, your... Pin the tail on the donkey.
我忘了把驴拴起来。你能相信吗? I forgot to put up the donkey. Can you believe it?
彼得!我刚才不是看见他了吗? Peter! Didn't I just see him?
彼得!你知道吗? Peter! You know what?
我们真的得走了。 We really have to be going.
但你不留下吃蛋糕吗? But aren't you gonna stay for cake?
哦,蛋糕吗? Uh, cake?
哦,我很抱歉。呀! Oh, I'm sorry. Jeez!
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你要去哪里?啊哈。 You're going? Uh-huh.
你不要蛋糕吗? You don't want any cake?
谢谢你！ Thank you.
哇。紫色! Wow. Purple!
天啊，如果你想要一夜情，还不如找个长这样的人。 Boy, if you're going to have a hot fling, you might as well have it with someone who looks like that.
哦!驴。 Oh! Donkey.
你说你想见见我的朋友。 You said you wanted to meet my friends.
我想它们还不足以吸引你的注意力。 I guess they weren't enough to hold your attention.
他们看起来是很好的人。 They seem like very nice people.
我们没有多少共同之处。那又怎样? We don't exactly have a lot in common. So what?
不。你不。 No. You don't.
你说得好像在指控我。 You make that sound like an accusation.
别这样，你说你想来，但你的意思是你想来就走。 Come on, em. Look, you said you wanted to come, but what you meant was you wanted to come and go.
我不会离开。这是我教女的生日派对。 I'm not leaving. This is my goddaughter's birthday party.
我会一直待到最后一个礼物打开最后一个孩子回家。 And I'm staying till the last present is open and the last kid goes home.
好的。你想让我留下，我就留下。 All right. You want me to stay, I'll stay.
我从一开始就不想让你来。 I never wanted you to come in the first place.
好吧。 All right.
我明白了。你能平安回家吗? I get the picture. You'll get home all right?
凯西会带我去。好的。 Kathy will take me. Ok.
还记得我们说过，当这一切不再有趣时我们就会停止吗? Remember when we said we would stop this when it wasn't fun anymore?
嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
我们现在玩得开心吗? Are we having fun now?
不。嗯嗯。 No. Mmm-mmm.
哇!小心,藤本植物。 Whoa! Careful, Liana.
我知道，我知道。 I know, I know.
艾略特离开? Elliott leave?
为什么我就不能被善良可靠的专业人士吸引呢? Why can't I be attracted to a nice, solid professional?
你有离婚的工商管理硕士吗周围的吗? You got any divorced M.B.A.'S around?
我喜欢他。我觉得他挺让人放松的。 I liked him. I thought he was kind of disarming.
我们分手了。 We broke up.
以一种虚假的方式。 In a phoney sort of way.
看看他称之为紫色的东西。 And look what he calls purple.
是啊，你可以做得更好。 Yeah, you can do better than that.
总之，他的身体不是很好。 Anyway, his bod wasn't that great.
是的,它是。 Yes, it was.
是的,它是。嗯。 Yes, it was. Mmm-hmm.
你还好吗? Are you ok?
是的。 Yeah.
妈妈,伟大的党。 Great party, mom.
嘿，周五来吃晚饭吧。 Hey, come to dinner Friday.
我不能。我本该周五到丹佛的。 I can't. I'm supposed to be in Denver on Friday.
丹佛吗? Denver?
埃利奥特几个月后有一场演出。 Elliott's got a show there in a couple months.
汤米的丹佛吗? Tommy's Denver?
艾米丽，你得帮我查查他。 Emily, you gotta look him up for me.
说什么? And say what?
他的……他在市中心开了一家体育用品店，安德鲁体育。 He's... he's got a sporting goods store right downtown: Andrews sporting.
P-pretend你……你在买枪。 P-pretend you're... You're buying a gun.
凯西。 Kathy.
你16岁后就没见过他了。 You haven't seen this man since you were 16.
他可能又胖又秃又丑。 He's probably fat, bald, and ugly.
太棒了!还有什么比这更好的办法能让我摆脱痛苦呢? Great! What better way to put me out of my suffering?
想想。为什么要破坏一个伟大的幻想呢? Think about it. Why spoil a great fantasy?
因为它开始让我的婚姻看起来像污泥。 'Cause it's beginning to make my marriage look like sludge.
你们的婚姻很美满。 You have a wonderful marriage.
完全正确。 Exactly.
拜托，帮我个忙。只是…看看他。 Oh, come on, do me a favor. Just... just look at him.
也许吧。 Maybe.
最后一个是这两个。 The last thing are these two there.
贾米森托马斯画廊。 Jamison Thomas gallery.
哪一个在左边? Which one goes on the left?
嗯。 Hmm.
光去找他是不够的。 It's not enough just to look him up.
这一个。肯定。 This one. Definitely.
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
我得知道这是什么感觉。 I have to find out what it's like.
你得和他上床。 You've gotta sleep with him.
凯西，我30分钟后要赶飞机。 Kathy, I've got a plane to catch in 30 minutes.
这些是发票吗? Are these the invoices?
艾米莉，听我说。 Emily, listen to me.
总得有人来完成任务，你明白我的意思吗? Someone's got to complete the mission, you know what I mean?
我不能和汤米上床，但你可以。 I can't sleep with Tommy, but you can.
这是唯一的办法。 It's the only way.
别再说了。我是你的女孩。 Don't say another word. I'm your gal.
你没把我当回事。 You're not taking me seriously.
是的,我是。 Yes, I am.
去丹佛却不跟高中男友上床? To go to Denver and not sleep with your high-school boyfriend?
现在,这是愚蠢的。 Now, that's stupid.
不，你好像不明白。这真让我心烦。 No, you don't seem to understand. This is really getting to me.
凯西。 Kathy.
我只是请你帮个小忙。 I'm just asking you a simple favor.
我去找找他，好吗? Uh, I'll try to look him up, ok?
噢,谢谢你! Oh, thank you!
对了，周六从机场直接来我家。 Oh, and Saturday, come straight to my house from the airport.
还有，你见到他时，别穿这个。 Oh, and when you meet him, don't wear this.
我讨厌你穿这个。 I hate this on you.
3加3等于6。 3 plus 3 is 6.
1加1等于2。 1 plus 1 is 2.
10加10等于20。 10 plus 10 is 20.
等一下,妈妈。再给我们几分钟! Wait, mom. Give us a few more minutes!
现在是周六晚上8点。你知道规矩。 It's 8:00 Saturday night. You know the rule.
好了,睡觉了。来吧,汉娜。 Ok, bed. Come on, Hannah.
那就这样吧。你刷牙了吗? There you go. Did you brush your teeth?
啊哈。好的。谢谢你！ Uh-huh. All right. Thank you.
你呢?你刷牙了吗? How about you? Did you brush your teeth?
是的。好姑娘。 Yeah. Good girl.
晚安,甜心。 Good night, sweetheart.
晚安,妈妈。 Good night, mommy.
来吧,奥利。 Come on, Ollie.
晚安,奥利。 Good night, Ollie.
我说过我爱你吗? Did I mention that I love you?
我也爱您，妈妈。 I love you, too, mom.
我爱你。 I love you.
晚安，各位。 Good night.
一个ª âª
â′ª吸引子分裂为2 â′ª âª The attractor splits in 2 âª
一个ª âª
â’t磁场漂移â’t âª Magnetic fields drift âª
â’t冲动变得不稳定â’t âª Impulse becomes erratic âª
âª她走进了房间âª âª She walked in the room âª
â—这样她就可以抚摸他的脖子â— âª So she could rub his neck âª
âª¨然后她给了他一个小小的吻â¨¨ âª Then she gave him a little kiss âª
一个ª âª
â—像这样的东西â— âª Something like this âª
âª然后在星期一，她给他打电话âª âª Then on Monday, she calls him on the phone âª
âª说她会带孩子们回家âª âª Says she'll bring the kids home âª
为了能留在学校改作业而放弃芭蕾课吗? From ballet lessons so that I can stay at school and correct papers?
脂肪的机会。 Fat chance.
一个ª âª
我真高兴能嫁给你。 Oh, I'm so glad I'm married to you.
这是怎么回事? What brought that on?
你的音乐。它是如此……它是美丽的。 Your music. It's so... it's beautiful.
这是……真的吗?哦,是的。 It's... Really? Oh, yeah.
你像地毯一样撒谎。 You lie like a rug.
我不会说谎! I don't lie!
哦，我去拿。 Ooh, I'll get it.
不,不。这是艾米丽。 No, no. That's Emily.
所以呢? So?
这是一次愉快的旅行。 It was a good trip.
你看到我认识的人了吗? Did you see anybody I know?
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嘿,em。 Hey, em.
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泄漏。 Spill it.
你确定你想听吗? You sure you want to hear this?
他是个邋遢的胖子。嗯。 He's a fat slob. Mmm-hmm.
艾米丽,什么…你不告诉我有什么意义? Emily, what... what is the point if you don't tell me?
他是……他结婚了，有5个孩子吗? Is he... is he married with 5 kids?
他是个流浪汉吗?他死了吗?什么?看到了吗? Is he a bum? Is he dead? What? See?
我都快把自己逼疯了。 Look, I'm just making myself crazy.
你确定吗? You sure?
哦,告诉我! Oh, tell me!
你帮了我的忙。 You did me the favor.
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
我说的是汤姆。 I'm talking about Tom.
穿着红色法兰绒衬衫的高大强壮的大块头，有着天鹅绒般柔软的舌头和可以让你死去的手臂。 The big, strong hunk in a red flannel shirt, with a tongue like velvet and the arms you could die in.
你见过他吗? You met him?
难怪你总是幻想他。 No wonder you always fantasize about him.
这是一个男人! This one's a man!
资本m-a-n,男人。 Capital m-a-n, man.
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如果发生核战争，汤姆是我的防空洞里最想要的人。 If there were a nuclear war, Tom's the one I'd want in my bomb shelter.
他确实长大了。 He sure grew up.
事实上，如果没有核战争，我希望他住在我的防空洞里。 Actually, if there wasn't a nuclear war, I'd want him in my bomb shelter.
你没有防空洞。 You don't have a bomb shelter.
从地上站起来。 And get up off the floor.
凯西。 Kathy.
凯西，这个男人让我觉得自己像个女人。 Kathy, this man made me feel like a woman.
你是什么意思? What do you mean?
我们谈了。我们都笑了。我们跳舞。 We talked. We laughed. We danced.
所以你们两个…所有的夜晚。 So the two of you... All night.
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亲爱的，我们在里面说话呢! Honey, we're trying to talk in here!
好的。 Ok.
告诉我一切。 Tell me everything.
飞机起飞时我还能看见他。 I could still see him as the plane took off.
我还能闻到他的味道。 I could still smell him.
这就是一切。 That's everything.
我差点都没给他打电话。 And to think I almost didn't even call him.
哦,凯西! Oh, Kathy!
他比我先知道我想要什么。 The man knew what I wanted before I did.
嗯。 Hmm.
你看起来心烦意乱。 You seem upset.
哦，不，不，一点也不。嗯嗯。 Oh, no, no, not at all. Mmm-mmm.
不。没有比这更好的了。 No. Couldn't have worked out better.
看到了吗?这是完成了。 See? It's finished.
他疯了，这都要感谢你。 He's out of my mind, and I have you to thank for it.
我再也不用想他了，永远! I never have to think of him again, ever!
你在生我的气。 You're mad at me.
凯西，我帮了你一个忙。 Kathy, I did you a favor.
这是你的主意。是你让我和他上床的。 It was your idea. You told me to sleep with him.
一次。一次!不是8倍。 Once. Once! Not 8 times.
淋浴不算。我们没有…你就不能像正常人一样在床上做爱吗? The shower doesn't count. We didn't... Oh, can't you do it on a bed like normal people?
我可没让你在砧板上做! I never told you to do it on a butcher block!
凯西。 Kathy.
这可能会让你感到惊讶，但我这么做是为了我自己。 This may come as a surprise to you, but I did it for me.
等等! Wait!
你说过我吗? Did you talk about me at all?
你有彼得和孩子们。 You've got Peter and the kids.
让我在丹佛度过一个糟糕的夜晚。 Let me have my one lousy night in Denver.
嗯,嗯…他问我要电话号码了吗? Well, uh... Did he ask for my number?
是的，他要了你的电话号码。 Yeah, he asked for your number.
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晚安,彼得。 Good night, Peter.
你要走了，是吗? You leaving already, em?
嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
想吃点什么吗? Want something to eat?
不。 Nah.
确定吗?是的。 Sure? Yeah.
你错过。 You're missing out.
再见。 See you later.
好吧。 All right.
看来只有你和我了，伙计。 I guess it's you and me, buddy.
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嘿。 Hey.
你跟艾米丽是怎么回事? What was that all about with Emily?
哦,没什么。 Oh, nothing.
一位来自普林斯顿的老师今天开始工作。 A teacher from Princeton started today.
乔·杜宾。 Joe Dubin.
他是个聪明的家伙。 He's a brilliant guy.
他们只是给他拨款。 They just throw grants at him.
他坚持回答那些基本的线性问题，比如: He sticks with all those basic linear questions like:
“它有多大?”以及“持续多长时间?” "How big is it?" And "how long does it last?"
所以他得到了很多设备。 So he gets a lot of equipment.
他得到了很多关注。 He gets a lot of attention.
但我不知道，我觉得他完全忽略了很多重要的无序行为现象。 But I don't know, I think he totally ignores the disorderly behavior of a lot of important, uh, phenomena.
我受不了了。 Can't deal with it.
不知道这是怎么回事，对吧? Doesn't know what to make of it, right?
我不知道。用我的东西，你知道，这个我正在测试的关于磁场反转的方程…你知道吗，有了那些东西，我就得处理治安问题了。 I don't know. With my stuff, you know, this equation that I'm testing about reversing magnetic fields... You know, with that stuff, I gotta deal with disorderly behavior.
因为，我的意思是，模式可以是稳定的，但真正吸引人的是它们不稳定的时候。 Because, I mean, patterns can be stable, but when they're really fascinating is when they're unstable.
混乱。 Chaotic.
野生和废弃。 Wild and abandoned.
嘿。 Hey.
橄榄。 Olives.
所以你看这些模式。 So you look at the patterns.
逻辑让你走了这么远，然后你得靠感觉。 Logic gets you so far, then you gotta go on a feeling.
你必须跟随你的直觉。 You've got to follow your intuition.
看，我有一种感觉在稳定的磁场系统中有一个危机点，小的变化被放大，然后突然之间一切都失控了。 See, I've got a feeling that there is a point of crisis in stable systems of magnetic fields, where small changes get magnified, and then all of a sudden everything goes amok.
我不知道。它只是…只是一种感觉。 I don't know. It's just... just a feeling.
看，这就是为什么我说分形几何很像蓝调。 See, that's why I say that fractal geometry is a lot like the blues.
激情，力量，神秘还有…我不知道。 The passion, the power, the mystery and... I don't know.
有时你必须从外围去观察事物，因为如果你只盯着它看，你就看不到那里有什么。 Sometimes you have to look at things in the periphery because if you look right at it, you don't see what's there.
哦,我很抱歉。 Oh, I'm sorry.
你饿了吗? Are you hungry?
我要给你做一个。 I'm going to make you one of these.
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蜂蜜。 Honey.
什么? What?
给别人一个机会吧? Give somebody else a chance, huh?
美丽的布道。 Beautiful sermon.
谢谢，谢谢。 Thank you, thank you.
美丽的布道。 Beautiful sermon.
鲍比，系鞋带。 Bobby, tie your shoe.
汉娜,汉娜,这里! Hannah, Hannah, here!
看到一个年轻人在风华正茂的时候死去，总是一件悲剧的事。 It's always a tragedy to see a young man cut down in the bloom of his life.
他是一个好父亲，一个好丈夫，尽管有时不专心。 He was a good father and a wonderful husband, although sometimes inattentive.
他总是表现得令人满意，但没有早年的热情。 He always performed satisfactorily, but not with the enthusiasm of the early years.
尽管如此，这对他留下的人来说是一个残酷而令人震惊的打击。 Nonetheless, it was a cruel, and shocking blow to those he left behind.
我们祈求上帝安慰凯西，让她在接下来的几个月里恢复健康，我知道这对她来说将是一段艰难而孤独的时光。 We ask god to comfort and restore Kathy, easing her through the next few months, which I know will be a trying and lonely time for her.
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妈妈吗? Mommy?
妈妈吗?嗯? Mommy? Hmm?
哇。 Whoa.
你还好吗? Are you ok?
是的。 Yeah.
小心。是的。 Careful. Yeah.
哈哈,我们好。 Ta-da, we're ok.
我很难接受这个。 I'm having a hard time with this.
你忘记了我!你忘记了我! You forgot me! You forgot me!
谢谢你！ Thank you!
准备好了吗?是的。 Ready? Yeah.
男孩,布道…但你好像每个字都在听。 Boy, that sermon... But you seemed to be listening to every word.
我了吗?是的。 Did I? Yeah.
汉娜，等等我! Hannah, wait for me!
我想说…当然，不只是我，其他人会说，我在普林斯顿的时候……谢谢。 I would say... not just me, of course, others would say, when I was at Princeton... Grazie.
当我离开普林斯顿的时候，这不仅仅是因为我是系主任，我离开的时候，我相信那是全国最好的数学系。 When I left Princeton, and again, it's not just because I was chairman of the department, but when I left, I believe it was the finest math department in the country.
它是什么?嗯? It was? Hmm?
你说它是最好的?因为…我离开了。 You say it was the finest? Because... I left.
没关系的原因。 Never mind why.
好的。我将告诉你。 All right. I'll tell you.
遇到了一个小女人的麻烦。 Ran into a little woman trouble.
研究生，本科生，有什么区别?你明白我的意思吗? Grad, undergrad, what's the difference? You know what I mean?
别问我，乔。 Don't ask me, Joe.
我是两个女儿的父亲。 I'm the father of 2 daughters.
是的，有点头疼。 Yeah, there's a headache.
你不会指望他们上大学的时候还是处男吧? You don't expect them to be virgins by the time they go to college, do you?
蜂蜜。 Honey.
什么? What?
这是个好答案。 That's a good answer.
不。我…只是他们…哦，我来开门。不，我来。 No. I... It's just that they... Oh, I'll get it. No, I'll get it.
不，不，亲爱的，亲爱的。得到它!得到它!我得到它! No, no, honey, honey, honey. Got it! Got it! I got it!
我得到了它。 I got it.
天啊，电话一响她就精神了。 Boy, she sure comes alive when the phone rings.
我建议你用锂? Might I suggest lithium?
不。 No.
对凯西来说，阿司匹林是一种迷幻药。 For Kathy, aspirin is a psychedelic.
你好。 Hello.
你好。这是汤姆。 Hi. This is Tom.
这不是有趣的。 That's not funny.
你失去了幽默感。 You've lost your sense of humor.
好笑的时候我会笑的。 I'll laugh when it's funny.
我只是想提醒你艾略特周五开业。 I just wanted to remind you of Elliott's opening on Friday.
丹尼斯·霍珀会出席。 Dennis hopper will be there.
把你的名字写在名单上? Put your name on the list?
好的。我不知道我能不能去。 Ok. I'm not sure I can make it.
无论什么。 Whatever.
再见。 Bye.
有人在你接电话的时候挂了吗? Anybody been, uh, hanging up when you answer the phone?
是的,她的母亲。 Yeah, her mother.
不要告诉凯西。 Don't tell Kathy.
是谁呢? Who was that?
艾米丽。 Emily.
天啊，你们俩就不能和好吗? Oh, gosh, couldn't you two guys make up?
你知道吗，从历史上讲，两个女人吵架，通常是为了一个男人。 Oh, well, you know, uh, historically speaking, when 2 women fight, it's usually over a man.
哦,哇!好的。哦,我很抱歉。 Ooh, whoa! Ok. Oh, I'm sorry.
好枪法。2点。 Good shot. 2 points.
打扰一下。我很抱歉。我去拿条毛巾。 Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'll just get a towel.
没关系。 That's all right.
嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
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艾米莉认识丹尼斯·霍珀吗? Does Emily know Dennis hopper?
我不知道。 I don't know.
因为我们可以和他谈谈，你知道的。 'Cause we could be talking to him, you know.
他会说话吗? Does the guy talk?
我不知道。他很矮，我知道。 I don't know. He's short, I know that.
短吗?他在电影里看起来很高。 Short? He looks very tall in the movies.
不不不，他很矮。 No, no, no, no, he's very short.
亲爱的，你对这事太在行了。 Oh, honey, you're so good at this stuff.
你总是知道该说什么。 You always know what to say.
哦，那是酒吧。 Ooh, there's the bar.
走了。走了。 Go. Go.
我将从这里开始。 I'll start there.
你们都失陪一下好吗?喜欢这个节目。 Would you all excuse me? Enjoy the show.
这都是你的。 It's all yours.
我都快舍不得它了。 I almost hate to part with it.
你在艾略特身上有了重大发现。 You've made a great discovery in Elliott.
你眼光不错，康祖曼夫人。 You have a good eye, Mrs. Konzulman.
我能和你谈谈吗，艾米丽小姐? Can I have a moment with you, miss Emily?
艾略特，这位是康祖曼夫人。 Elliott, this is Mrs. Konzulman.
她刚买了这件。 She just bought this piece.
哦,伟大的,伟大的。希望你喜欢。 Oh, great, great. I hope you enjoy it.
我会的。它是如此漂亮。 I will. It's so pretty.
嗯。 Hmm.
是的。是的，你到底…艾略特。我们有些事要处理。 Yes. Yes, what exactly do you... Elliott. We have some business to attend to.
享受它。 Enjoy it.
“漂亮?”她说“漂亮”了吗? "Pretty?" did she say "pretty"?
不，艾略特，她说的是"令人回味" No, Elliott, she said "evocative."
它是唤起和抒情的。 It is evocative and lyrical.
它充满了诗意。 It is evocatively lyrical.
好,谢谢你。 Well, thank you.
容我补充一句，你今晚看起来很有诗意。 And might I add, you're looking very evocatively lyrical tonight.
所以你想完成交易，是吗? So you want to consummate the sale, hmm?
嗯? Hmm?
不。 No.
我想你了。 I miss you.
我错过这个。 I miss this.
我相信你会的。 I'm sure you do.
好吧,艾米丽。 All right, Emily.
吉娜的生日派对我搞砸了。 I screwed up at Gina's birthday party.
我很抱歉。但这是吗?没有更多的乐趣? I'm sorry. But that's it? No more fun?
我玩得很开心。 I've had plenty of fun.
我需要更多的东西。 I need something more.
好的。 Ok.
好吗? Ok?
所以利用我，直到那个对的人出现。 So use me till the right guy comes along.
我想是的。 I think he has.
这就是你要说的。 That's all you had to say.
你见过丹尼斯·霍珀吗? Say, have you seen, uh, Dennis hopper?
基本上，我在我的名单上又加了一个名字，我当然不需要，我可以告诉你，这是另一个遗憾。 Basically, I added another name to my list, which I certainly didn't need, and I can tell you, it's another regret.
我能说什么呢，凯西? What can I say, Kathy?
我们被冲走了。 We were swept away.
汤米不会被带走。 Tommy doesn't get swept away.
我们花了两年时间没有被冲走。 We spent 2 years not getting swept away.
当然，我不会一进男人的公寓就脱光衣服。 Of course, I don't strip as soon as I get into a man's apartment.
不。你只给你的朋友拉皮条。 No. You only pimp your friends.
你知道我最后悔的是什么吗? You know what I regret about this whole thing?
我后悔告诉了你，我也不会再告诉你任何事了。 I regret that I told you, and I'm not going to tell you anything anymore.
哇,11000美元? Whoa, $11,000?
你和艾米丽的事我很抱歉 I'm sorry about you and Emily.
我希望你们还能做朋友。 I hope you guys can still be friends.
是的,我也是。 Yeah, me, too.
虽然做朋友很难，如果你们其中一个找到了别人。 Although it can be hard being friends if, say, if either of you finds someone else.
你有新的约会对象吗? You dating anybody new?
不,我不是。 No, I'm not.
嗯。还有艾米丽，嗯…她是。 Hmm. And Emily, yeah, hmm... Well, she is.
但我没必要告诉你这些。 But I don't have to tell you that.
那个从丹佛来的人? The man from Denver?
丹佛吗?她是在丹佛认识他的? Denver? She met him in Denver?
什么……她跟你说了什么? What... what has she told you?
没什么。没什么。她跟你说了什么? Nothing. Nothing. What has she told you, anything?
啊，你在这儿。 Ah, there you are.
亲爱的，你还记得艾略特吗? Honey, you remember Elliott?
是的。这是伟大的东西。 Yeah. It's great stuff.
嗨,彼得。谢谢你！ Hi, Peter. Thank you.
嗯。 Mmm.
有点陡，但很。 It's a little steep, but it's pretty.
漂亮吗? Pretty?
你知道，这里对我来说有点幽闭恐怖。我们可以去吗? You know, it's a little claustrophobic in here for me. Can we go?
是的。 Yeah.
太好了。真的，哦，不错的节目。 Great. Really, oh, good show.
艾略特，做得很好。 Elliott, beautiful, beautiful work.
我从没见过丹尼斯·霍普。 I never saw Dennis hopper.
你好,情人。 Hello, lover.
我很高兴我来了。 I'm so glad I came.
我真不敢相信你和凯西是朋友。 You know, I can't believe that you and Kathy are friends.
你这么多…比她漂亮多了，世故多了。 You're so much... so much more beautiful and sophisticated than she is.
我为她感到难过。 I feel sorry for her.
她真是个可怜的小东西。 She's such a pathetic little thing.
是的。我几乎不记得她了。 Yeah. I can barely remember her.
嗯…自从她有了孩子后，她的臀部真的变大了。 Well... Her hips have really spread since she had the children.
嗯。 Hmm.
亲爱的,什么? Honey, what?
哦,它很可怕。 Oh, it's horrible.
是噩梦吗?这是结束了。 Oh, was it a nightmare, huh? It's over.
一切都结束了。不,它不是。 It's all over. No, it's not.
我也希望是，但不是。 I wish it was, but it's not.
要喝点水什么的吗? Want some water or something?
答应我。就答应我!什么? Promise me. Just promise me! What?
我说的承诺! I said promise!
好的，好的，我保证。 Ok, ok, I promise.
什么? What?
替艾米丽找别人。 Find someone else for Emily.
这是你的噩梦? That's your nightmare?
她是孤独的。她没有任何亲人。 She's lonely. She doesn't have anybody.
她不需要我的帮助。 She doesn't need my help.
男人都觉得她很迷人。 See, men find her very attractive.
你承诺! You promised!
好的。好的。 Ok. Ok.
是的。我会考虑的。嗯… Yeah. I'll think about it. Um...
好吧,是的。是的。 Ok, yeah. Yup.
是的,嗯… Yeah, uh...
不。 No.
所以，等等，等等，当被问及他与爱因斯坦的比较时，杜宾教授说: So, blah, blah, blah, and when asked about this comparison to Einstein, professor Dubin said:
“爱因斯坦的数学不及格。我没有。” "Einstein flunked math. I didn't."
你可以留着那个。我有份。 You can keep that one. I've got copies.
我找不到钥匙了。 I can't find my keys.
等不及让我进去了，是吧? Oh, can't wait to get me inside, eh?
乔,很晚了。 Joe, it's late.
迟了,是的。那我问你，你真的不想让我走，是吗? Late, yes. Well, let me ask you this, though, you really don't want me to leave, do you?
我明天得早起。嗯。 I have to get up early tomorrow. Mmm-hmm.
14日。 It's 8:50.
那来个晚安操怎么样? Then how about a little good night fuck?
嗯?嗯? Hmm? Hmm?
晚安,他妈的。 Good night, fuck.
很好，艾米丽，你个小贱人! That's good, Emily, you little minx!
好的。来吧,现在。 All right. Come on, now.
好了,不…别让我求你，好吗? All right, don't... don't make me beg, ok?
拜托，因为我不是那种人。它不适合我。 Come on, 'cause I'm not the type. It doesn't suit me.
好的。我会乞求。艾米丽!艾米丽。 All right. I'll beg. Emily! Emily.
艾米丽。 Emily.
哎呦。 Whoops.
亲爱的,晚餐是什么时候? Honey, when's dinner?
晚餐是什么时候?你想知道什么时候吃饭吗? When's dinner? You want to know when dinner is?
我会告诉你的。当我们准备好了的时候。 I'll tell you when it is. It's when we're good and ready.
那是晚餐的时间。 That's when dinner is.
我们今晚要吃布朗尼炖菜，记得吗? We're having brownie stew tonight, remember?
还是你只记得如何被服侍，如何吃饱肚子? Or do you just remember how to be waited on and how to stuff your face?
你以为我每天出门都干这个吗? Is that what you think I do everyday when I leave the house?
我去什么地方吃东西? I go someplace and I stuff my face?
对不起，我花了这么长时间。 I'm sorry I'm taking so long.
哦,亲爱的,不。你做的很好。 Oh, honey, no. You're doing great.
我为这个家努力工作。 I work hard for the family.
我拼命在分形边界上分离振荡。 I'm killing myself trying to separate oscillations on fractal boundaries.
多么有意义。 How very meaningful.
“非常有意义”。 "How very meaningful."
这就引出了一个有趣的问题，因为什么是“有意义的”? That brings up an interesting question because what is "meaningful"?
互相尊重，这是很有意义的。 Regard for each other, that could be meaningful.
爱情,友谊,宽容。 Love, friendship, tolerance.
那些事情，它们可能是有意义的。 Those things, they can be meaningful.
用同情的眼神看着你的丈夫，而不是怨恨，这可能是有意义的。 Looking at your husband with compassion in your eyes instead of resentment, that could be meaningful.
你表现得好像我做错了什么事或者让你失望了一样。 You act like I did something wrong or let you down in some way.
如果有，你应该告诉我。 And if I have, you should tell me.
哦，你没有让我失望。我…这与你无关。 Oh, you haven't let me down. I... It has nothing to do with you.
那又有什么关系? Well, what's it got to do with?
这是愚蠢的。这是……艾米丽和…这场战斗值得你这么做吗? It's silly. It's... Emily and... That fight is worth all this?
你最近表现得很糟糕。 You've been pretty awful lately.
我觉得我不配。艾米丽吗? I don't think I deserve it. Does Emily?
不。 No.
好的,让我们看看。 Ok, let's see.
12 13 14 15 16。 12, 13, 14, 15, 16.
这是结束了!我能处理好。 It's over! I've got a handle on it.
我的生活很美好。我会一直保持下去的。 I've got a wonderful life. I'm gonna keep it that way.
汤姆·安德鲁斯和这事无关。 And Tom Andrews is not a part of it.
他现在是你生活的一部分了，我可以接受。 He's a part of your life now, and I can accept that.
想进来吗? Want to come in?
嗯。 Hmm.
如果你们俩能在一起找到幸福，我当然不会阻拦你们。我…你在说什么? If the two of you can find happiness together, I am certainly not going to stand in your way. I... What are you talking about?
你和汤姆。 You and Tom.
没有什么"我和汤姆" There is no "me and Tom."
但你告诉艾略特有新男友了。 But you told Elliott there was a new guy.
我告诉他是为了摆脱他。 I told him that to get rid of him.
没有"你和汤姆"? No "you and Tom"?
只有一个晚上。 It was one night.
你和他有关系。 You had the relationship with him.
我有一个晚上。 I had one night.
我真希望你们俩能走到一起。 Oh, I wish it could have worked out for the two of you.
凯西，你真是满嘴屁话。 Kathy, you're so full of shit.
听着，我不想谈我和汤姆的事。 Look, I don't want to talk about me and Tom.
我不想谈你和汤姆的事。 I don't want to talk about you and Tom.
我甚至不想谈你丈夫给我介绍的那个自大的混蛋。 I don't even wanna talk about that pompous asshole your husband fixed me up with.
所以，如果你是来讨论这些事的，试试镜子。 So, if those are the things you came here to discuss, try the mirror.
浴室里有一个。 There's one in the bathroom.
我真的很自私，不是吗? I've really been selfish, haven't I?
嗯。 Hmm.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
我想我怀孕了。 And I'm pregnant, I think.
汤姆? Tom?
艾略特。艾略特。 Elliott. Elliott.
你迟到了多久? How late are you?
大约5年。好吗? About 5 years. Shall we?
我们在找什么? What is it we're looking for?
如果是正的，就会形成一个甜甜圈。 If it's positive, a donut forms.
一个甜甜圈吗? A donut?
什么意思，戒指吗? What do you mean, like a ring?
是啊，但他们管它叫甜甜圈。 Yeah, but they call it a donut.
为什么不直接叫戒指呢? Why don't they just call it a ring?
我想这对我们有些人来说可能是个敏感话题。 I guess it's a potentially sensitive subject for some of us.
嗯。 Hmm.
我知道你没把艾略特当回事，但现在也许是开始的好时机。 I know you haven't taken Elliott seriously, but this might be a good time to start.
哦,请。 Oh, please.
一个甜甜圈正在成形。什么? A donut is forming. What?
一个甜甜圈正在成形。 A donut is forming.
哦,艾米丽。 Oh, Emily.
我想我要吐了。 I think I'm going to be sick.
好的。产前维生素和安定。 Ok. Prenatal vitamins and Valium.
嗯?怀孕了吗? Hmm? Pregnant?
是的。 Yes.
那你就别吃镇定剂了，亲爱的。 Then you don't wanna take tranquillizers, honey.
我不会两样都要。 I won't be taking both.
“手术前2小时。” Oh, "2 hours before procedure."
艰难的决定。 Tough decision.
谢谢你！原谅我。 Thank you. Excuse me.
好运！ Good luck!
哦，你这个大孩子! Oh, you big baby!
那是你的瓶子吗? Is that your bottle?
好吗? Well?
决定。 Decision is made.
不要开始。 Don't start.
我没办法。哦,艾米丽! I can't help it. Oh, Emily!
你打算什么时候告诉艾略特?从来没有。 When are you gonna tell Elliott? Never.
哦,艾米丽…凯西，如果我不确定自己准备好了，那他肯定还没准备好。 Oh, Emily... Kathy, if I'm not sure I'm ready for this, you can bet he isn't.
这是不公平的。你得去问他。 Well, that's not fair. You gotta ask him.
不。如果你不这么做，我的孕期就会很长。 No. And if you don't, it gonna be a long pregnancy for me.
减轻了。 Lighten up.
系好安全带。准备好…你在做什么? Fasten your seat belts. Get ready for the... what are you doing?
为什么不呢?不! Why not? No!
好吧,我的光。好吧? Ok, I'm light. All right?
这是坚果。 This is nuts.
你还是得告诉艾略特。凯西。 Now, you still gotta tell Elliott. Kathy.
如果我陷得太深，我也没办法。 I can't help it if I get too involved.
你在做什么?让我们走了。 What are you doing? Let's get going.
安定要20分钟才能起作用。 It'll take 20 minutes for that Valium to kick in.
我不会和你一起上路的。等我告诉彼得。 I'm not gonna be on the road with you. Wait till I tell Peter.
不要告诉彼得。 Don't tell Peter.
她得告诉他。 She's got to tell him.
看在上帝的份上，她不能不告诉他他是孩子的父亲。 She can't not tell him he's the father, for heaven's sakes.
他必须知道。 He's got to know.
这也是他的孩子。 It's his baby, too.
父亲是非常重要的。 Fathers are very important.
艾略特一定知道。 Yeah, Elliott's got to know.
好药。 Nice pill.
你好。是的，你抓住他了。 Hello. Yeah, you got him.
是的。一切都好吗? Yeah. Is everything ok?
她没有? She didn't?
嗯,是的,是的。 Uh, yeah, yeah.
15分钟。我就会与你同在。 15 minutes. I'll be there.
今天是凯西拼车日。 It's Kathy's car pool day.
她忘记去接孩子了。 She forgot to pick up the kids.
她不在家。 She's not at home.
从历史上讲，当一个妻子…乔,保存它。 Historically speaking, when a wife... Joe, save it.
好的,当然。 All right, sure.
一个ª âª
啊。 Ah.
咦，会是谁呢? Why, who could that be?
艾米丽。 Emily.
凯西。 Kathy.
艾米丽，你真是令人赏心悦目啊? Emily, aren't you a sight for sore eyes?
你说得对，凯丝。 You were right, Kath.
外面没有男人就像地狱一样。 It's hell out there without a man.
哦,,。事情总有解决的办法。 Oh, there, there. Things have a way of working out.
亲爱的，我们有足够的陪伴吗? Honey, do we have enough for company?
嗨,嗯! Hi, em!
待吃晚餐吗? Staying for dinner?
我们只是在讨论她的问题。 We were just discussing her problem.
你告诉艾略特了吗? Have you told Elliott?
我不能。 I can't.
他应付不了。 He couldn't handle it.
但他是孩子的父亲。他应该知道。 But he's the father. He should know.
艾略特一定知道。 Elliott's got to know.
凯西。 Kathy.
艾略特一定知道。 Elliott's got to know.
什么? What?
亲爱的，你没事吧? Honey, are you all right?
彼得!现在几点了?孩子们在哪里? Peter! W-what time is it? Where are the kids?
我有孩子。 I got the kids.
这是周二。我照顾孩子，因为你显然想睡在烘干机上? It's Tuesday. I got the kids, because you apparently wanted to sleep on the dryer?
哦,我很抱歉。我吃了一片安定…什么? Oh, I'm sorry. I took a Valium... What?
Wh……你把安定吗? Wh... you took Valium?
你……冰淇淋! You... Ice cream!
艾略特需要知道什么? What does Elliott have to know?
我不能告诉你。我…我答应过艾米丽不会的 Um, I can't tell you. I... I promised Emily I wouldn't.
我们没事吧? Are we all right?
是的!哦,是的。 Yes! Oh, yes.
伙计，说"是"也没用多久了。 Boy, "yes" isn't going to cut it much longer.
一开始看起来y轴上的两个球之间的切线关系是重叠的，我很快就会讲到这个。 At first it seemed as though the tangential relationship between the spheres of the y-axis were going to overlap, and I will be going into that very shortly.
我知道你在想什么。 I know what you're thinking.
不,你没有。 No, you don't.
“艾略特必须知道。” "Elliott's got to know."
我很高兴我向你吐露了心声。 I'm glad I confided in you.
呀。听。 Jeez. Listen.
这是一个梦。 It was a dream.
梦没有任何意义。 And dreams don't mean anything.
真的吗?好的。 Really? Ok.
好了，给你讲点物理知识，好吗? All right, here's a little physics for you, ok?
记住牛顿,嗯?卷曲的头发,胖胖的。 Remember Newton, huh? Curly hair, chubby.
“休息的身体就是休息。 "A body at rest stays at rest.
"运动的物体保持运动状态，除非受到外力的作用" "A body in motion stays in motion, unless acted upon by an outside force."
我想我们都同意，凯西是运动中的身体。 I think we both agree, Kathy is a body in motion.
你在说什么?我说的是……这里。 What are you talking about? I'm talking about... Here.
所以呢? So?
所以“X”等于凯西。 So "X" equals Kathy.
这不是俄罗斯文学。 This isn't Russian lit.
好吧，首先，如果她不在家，你去看看她的子宫膜是否不见了。 All right, first of all, if she's not home, you check and see if her diaphragm's missing.
真不敢相信我们要这么做。是的,很好。 I can't believe we're doing this. Yeah, well.
我要溜回家，我要穿过走廊，我要看到我老婆在给我叠袜子。 I'm gonna sneak into my house, I'm gonna creep down the hallway, I'm gonna catch my wife folding my socks.
你当然是。别忘了检查浴帘后面。 Of course you are. Don't forget to check behind the shower curtain.
那不是她叠袜子的地方。 That isn't where she folds socks.
哦!好的。好的。安静。安静。Ssh。安静。 Oh! All right. All right. Quiet. Quiet. Ssh. Quiet.
她没说要出去。 She didn't say anything about going out.
他们从不做。 They never do.
哦，我想你是对的。她是独自一人。好。 Oh, I think you were right. She was alone. Well.
一个女人不会因为你在工作，孩子们在上学就大白天出去到下流的汽车旅馆来一次廉价的幽会。你很好。 A woman's not going to go out in the middle of the day on a cheap tryst to the bawdy motels just 'cause you're at work and the kids are at school. You're fine.
那是什么?你说什么?什么都没有。 What's that? What did you say? Nothing.
我以为你说了什么。 I thought you said something.
她可能只是去西夫韦超市。 She's probably just going to Safeway.
她可能是。 She probably is.
这不是西夫韦吗? Isn't that Safeway?
再见,西夫韦。 Bye-bye, Safeway.
她要去另一家商店。减轻了。我肯定。 She's going to another store. Lighten up. I'm sure.
你说得好像她只是去购物一样。 You make it sound like all she does is go shopping.
我说得好像什么都没有。 I make it sound like nothing.
她的生活不止于此。我肯定有。 Well, there's just more to her life than that. I'm certain there is.
她的生活并不是那么空虚，以至于她不得不和一个年轻、敏感、蓝眼睛的孩子发生廉价的热恋。 It's not like her life is so empty that she has to have a cheap torrid affair with a kid just because he's young and sensitive with blue eyes.
乔，你要失去她了。 Joe, you're losing her.
不，我来。我得到了她。 No, I got her. I got her.
除非她的健美操课在这里上课，否则我们有线索了。 Well, unless her aerobics class meets down here, we're onto something.
嗯。 Hmm.
宾果。 Bingo.
看看这个名字!看看这个名字! Look at the name! Look at the name!
走吧!走吧! Go! Go!
看来我们这是第一次。 Looks like what we have here is a first time.
嗯，我认识凯西。她不会进去的。 Uh-uh, I know Kathy. She's not going to go in.
嗯。 Hmm.
振作起来他可能不是个好男人。 Cheer up. He might be a bad lay.
哇。 Wow.
是的。 Yeah.
我从来没进过艺术家的工作室。 I've never been in an artist's studio before.
没有?嗯。 No? Uh-uh.
好了，就这样了。 Well, this is it.
请，呃，继续。做任何你……哦,是的,我…嗯,当然。 Just, uh, go ahead. Do whatever you're... Oh, yeah, I'm... uh, sure.
我…我有两种方法: I... I could do this 1 of 2 ways:
我可以试探你，试试水，看看你对娶艾米莉成家有何反应， I could feel you out, test the waters, see how you might react to marrying Emily and raising a family,
或者直接说艾米丽怀孕了，怀了你的孩子 or skip all that and just blurt out that Emily's pregnant and having your baby.
或者我…我可以管好自己的事，一句话也不说。 Or I... I could just mind my own business and not say a word.
等等!再见,艾略特! Wait! Bye, Elliott!
再见。 Bye.
什么也没有发生。就几分钟而已。 Nothing happened. It was only a couple minutes.
当然，除非他床技很差。 Unless, of course, he's a really bad lay.
看,嗯? See, huh?
来吧!你饿了吗? Come on! You hungry?
你好。 Hello.
凯西吗?你好,这是艾略特。 Kathy? Hi, it's Elliott.
嗨,艾略特。 Hi, Elliott.
一个ª âª
我得过去。 I gotta come over.
我得跟你谈谈现在的情况。 I gotta talk to you about the situation.
我现在不太方便跟你说话。 Um, this isn't really a good time for me to talk.
嗯…不，别让我晾着。 Um... no, don't leave me hanging.
我…我…我要死在这里了。 I'm... I'm... I'm dying here.
呃,怎么……明天怎么样? Uh, how... how about tomorrow?
好吧。好吧。哦,坑吗? Fine. Fine. Uh, craters?
你知道在哪里，对吧? You know where that is, right?
Y-yeah。 Y-yeah.
一点。太好了。太好了。你会去的，对吧? 1:00. Great. Great. And you'll be there, right?
你不会再扔个炸弹，然后再离开我吗? You won't drop another bomb and, uh, run out on me again?
放松点，我会去的。再见。 Yeah, relax, I'll be there. Bye.
嘿。 Hey.
最近怎么样? How's it going?
嗯。 Um.
嗯…约翰逊的太平间这个月盈利。 Well... Johnson's mortuary is in the black this month.
很神奇的。 Amazing.
是的。 Yeah.
你一个ª好吗? âª You ok?
这是……这快把我逼疯了。 This is... This is making me crazy.
我是说，她怎么会觉得她是孤身一人呢? I mean, what makes her think she's alone in this?
她现在就在这个城市的某个地方，到处走，体内有我的一部分。 And she's out there somewhere right now in this city, walking around with a piece of me inside her.
我很生气，但是…但我也想保护她，但是…但我都不知道是什么原因 A-a-and I'm so angry, but... but I also want to protect her, but... but I don't even know what from.
上帝,我…我很好。 God, I'm... I'm ok.
我不知道一个父亲会做什么，好像她会让我做似的。 I don't know exactly what a father does, as if she'd even let me.
她太独立了，但这正是我喜欢的! She's so damn independent, but that's what I like!
所以我要不要…我该给她打电话吗? So should I, uh... Should I call her?
我该告诉她我知道吗? Should I tell her I know?
我应该喝酒吗? Should I be drinking?
我不该告诉你的。不。她应该告诉我的。 I shouldn't have told you. No. She should have told me.
也许她不想让你陷入这种境地。 Well, maybe she didn't want to put you in this position.
但我现在的处境。 But I am in this position and.
我不知道该怎么办。 I don't know what to do about it.
在你和艾米丽就孩子的事对质之前，你得弄清楚没有孩子的你们之间还有什么。 Before you confront Emily about the baby, you've got to find out what's there between you without the baby.
艾略特，她很忙，艾略特! Elliott, she's busy, Elliott!
我知道。我知道。 I know. I know.
艾米丽?卡罗尔，就这些了。谢谢你！ Emily? Carol, that'll be all. Thank you.
我想谈谈我们的事。 I'd like to talk about us.
我想谈谈你。 I want to talk about you.
我们相处得很好。 Um, we had a good thing going.
没有领带，也没有谈论我们的未来，感觉很好。 No ties, no talk of the future from either of us, and it was nice.
感觉很好。 It, uh, it felt good.
不，呃，我们喜欢对方。现在突然间，我就被扫地出门了就因为你自己决定要做别的事。 No, em. We liked each other. Now suddenly, I'm out on my ass because you decide on your own that it should be something else.
好吧，但最重要的是，你觉得我应付不了这个"别的事" Well, fine, but on top of that, you decide I can't handle this "something else."
所以在这一点上，你是想告诉我我的极限。 So at this point, you're trying to tell me my limits.
好吧，我告诉你，女士。 Well, I'll tell you something, lady.
我们只证明了你的能力。 The only one whose limits we've proven are yours.
艾略特，等你到了我这个年纪…哦,那是废话!坐下来! Elliott, when you reach my age... Oh, that's crap! Sit down!
你不是95年。这与年龄无关。 You're not 95. Age has nothing to do with it.
如果我是来试镜的，你应该告诉我。 If I was auditioning for something, you should have told me.
你应该给我那个机会的。 You should've given me that chance.
这是所有。 That's all.
好吧。 All right.
你是说你想试镜吗? Are you saying you want an audition?
你也得去试镜，知道吗。 You'd have to audition, too, you know.
这看起来很公平。 That seems fair.
多么美好的一天啊! What a perfectly glorious day!
你好。欢迎大家来到“单身夫妇助产”课程。 Hello. I'd like to welcome all of you to the odd couples Lamaze class.
我喜欢和怀孕第二个月的妈妈们见面，这样我们就可以讨论营养和产前护理。 I like to meet mothers in their second month of pregnancy, so that we can talk about nutrition and prenatal care.
然后你们就可以去把孩子们养大，在第七个月的时候再来找我，然后我们就可以开始玩了。 Then you can all go off and grow those babies and come back to me in your 7th month and then we can get down to the fun stuff.
我叫麦琪·沙。我是摩羯座。 My name is Maggie sand. I'm a Capricorn.
我有4个孩子，从23岁到2岁不等。 I have 4 children, ranging in age from 23 down to 2.
每个人都有不同的父亲，我从未结过婚。 Each has a different father, and I've never been married.
别笑。这是10年后的我。 Don't laugh. That's me in 10 years.
所以，让我们轮流介绍一下我们自己并分享一下我们今天来到这里的原因。 So, let's all take turns and tell a little something about ourselves and share the circumstances which have brought us here today.
你们年轻人呢? How about you young people?
你好。我叫吉尔·托帕尔，这是我弟弟亚历克斯。 Hi. My name is Jill Topial and this is my brother, Alex.
他将成为我的教练。 He's going to be my coach.
我喜欢海滩上的派对，新来的小孩我最喜欢的颜色是柠檬黄。 Uh, I like parties on the beach, new kids on the block and my favorite color is lemon yellow.
这是我的科学项目，如果她交晚了，我就麻烦大了。 It's my science project, and if she's late with it, I'm in deep shit.
你一定要告诉我们分数的事。 You be sure to get back to us about that grade.
很简单，我带着生命的礼物。 Quite simply, I am carrying the gift of life.
莫耶夫妇没有自己的孩子，所以莫耶先生的种子就存在我体内。 Mr. and Mrs. Moyer were unable to have a child of their own, and so Mr. Moyer's seed has been deposited within me.
莫耶先生，莫耶太太，你们一定经历了最有趣的感受。 Mr. and Mrs. Moyer, you must be experiencing the most interesting feelings.
你愿意和我们分享吗? Would you care to share them with us?
嗯…不。 Well... no.
你去吧。 You go ahead.
你好。我是黛比·罗林斯，这是我妻子，琳达。 Hi. I'm Debbie Rollins and this is my wife, Linda.
我们刚庆祝了七周年，黛比也升职了。 We just celebrated our 7th anniversary and Debbie got a big promotion.
我们觉得生孩子是顺理成章的事。 And we felt that having a baby was the next natural step.
我对你们俩的感觉很好。 I have such a good feeling about you two.
还有最后一对。 And our last couple.
我们只是好朋友。 Oh, w-we're just good friends.
我叫艾米丽。这是我最好的朋友凯西，还有…我发现自己怀孕了，我一直想要个孩子，所以…好吧，我有了。 My name is Emily. This is my best friend, Kathy, and... I found myself pregnant, and I've always wanted a child, so... Well, I'm getting one.
我生在风口浪尖上。 I was born on the cusp.
嗯。 Hmm.
嗯,好吧。 Uh-huh, ok.
现在，我要你们把今天吃的东西都写下来。 Now, I want you all to write down everything you've eaten today.
好的营养始于我称之为好的食物智商 Good nutrition begins with what I like to call good food I.Q.
拼写数吗? Does spelling count?
你们不属于这里，你们不是奇怪的一对。 You don't belong here, em. You're not an odd couple.
艾略特应该和你在一起。 Elliott should be with you.
我正在考虑。 I'm thinking about it.
你是谁?你们谈过了吗? You are? Did the two of you talk?
他做到了。 He did.
我认为他有很多好的观点。 And I thought he had a lot of good points.
哦,很好。我很高兴他过来了。 Oh, good. I'm so glad he came through.
什么? What?
你告诉他。 You told him.
艾米莉，你需要帮助。 E-Emily, you're going to need help.
养育孩子是两个人的工作。 Parenting is a 2-person job.
我知道。我是一个母亲。我也是! I know. I'm a mother. So am I!
不,你不是。还没有。 No, you're not. Not yet.
凯西，振作点。 Kathy, get a life.
离我远点! And stay out of mine!
天啊，你就像一种疾病。 God, you're like a disease.
你侵犯了别人的生活，你依附了自己。 You invade someone's life and you attach yourself.
我对你来说就是一种病吗? That's what I am to you, a disease?
好的，非常感谢! Well, thank you very much!
去吧!把孩子和他父亲分开! Go ahead! Cut the baby off from his father!
我要告诉你，我撒谎了。这不是他的孩子。 Well, I have news for you: I lied. It's not his baby.
你是什么意思?你觉得我是什么意思? What do you mean? What do you think I mean?
你要生我男朋友的孩子? You're having my boyfriend's baby?
你的男朋友吗?他不是你的任何东西。 Your boyfriend? He's not your anything.
你不再是他生活的一部分了。 You're not part of his life anymore.
他很久没想过你了! He hasn't had a thought about you in ages!
你觉得如果我现在出现在他门口，他不会像对你那样快地把我弄上床吗? You think that if I showed up on his doorstep right now, he wouldn't get me into bed as fast as he did you?
如果他够聪明，他早就跑了! If he was smart, he'd run!
不,他不会! No, he wouldn't!
我对你们俩的感觉不错。 I got a good feeling about you two.
汤姆，有件非常严重的事你必须知道只有我能告诉你。 Tom, there's something very serious that you have to know and I'm the only one who will tell you.
一个孩子已经怀孕了。 A child has been conceived.
也许不是在爱情中。 Not in love, perhaps.
但在激情。 But in passion.
我知道你被冲昏了头脑，但艾米莉需要你。 Now, I understand that you were swept away, but Emily needs you.
也许你们在一起之后你就没想过她。 Maybe you haven't given her a second thought since your night together.
事实上，我相信你没有。 In fact, I'm sure you haven't.
叫我入侵。 Call me invasive.
地域性的打电话给我。 Call me disease-like.
我只是觉得你应该知道。 I just thought that you deserved to know.
看上去不错。 Looking good.
卡罗,你好。猜猜是谁? Carol, hi. Guess who?
哦,嗨,艾略特。 Oh, hi, Elliott.
不。艾米丽不在这里。 No. Emily's not here.
她要去丹佛吗?你知道吗? Is she going to Denver? Do you know?
艾略特，我真的不敢肯定。 Gee, Elliott, I really can't say for sure.
这里很混乱。 It's pretty confused around here.
好的。再见,艾略特。 Ok. Bye, Elliott.
打扰一下。这是给你的。 Excuse me. This is for you.
谢谢你！嗯。 Thank you. Mmm-hmm.
“还有别人。” "There is someone else."
“你不是孩子的父亲。” "You're not the father."
什么? What?
没事，凯西去芝加哥看她妈妈了，我肯定。 Nothing, Kathy's visiting her mother in Chicago, I'm sure.
别这样，乔，你知道，有好的婚姻。 Come on, Joe, there are good marriages, you know.
我知道。我有3个。 I know. I had 3 of them.
请老城。艾略特·福勒的电话。 Old town, please. The number for Elliott Fowler.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我只是检查。 I'm just checking.
检查是好的。 Checking is good.
呃,消息。 Uh, message.
艾略特去丹佛参加演出了。 Elliott's in Denver for a show.
他住在凯悦酒店。 He's staying at the Hyatt.
嗯,好地方。 Hmm, nice place.
凯西要乘坐哪家航空公司的飞机? What airline is Kathy taking?
我不想用回答来美化这个问题。 I am not gonna dignify that with an answer.
——泛太平洋。——谢谢。 - Pan-pacific. - Thank you.
泛美航空公司的航班是飞往丹佛的，是吗? Pan-pacific flies to Denver, don't they?
我只是说。我在广告里见过，仅此而已。 I'm just saying. I saw it in a commercial, that's all.
好的。我会为你澄清的。 All right. I'll clear this up for you.
业余时间搞点黑客活动吗? Doing a little hacking in your spare time?
走了。走了。走了。 Go. Go. Go.
密码是…哈哈。 And the password is... Ta-da.
泛太平洋航空公司，旅客名单。 Pan-pacific airlines, passenger manifest.
很好。 Very good.
让我们来看看。我们会寻找乘客怀特。 Let's see. We'll search for passenger whiting.
好吧，"白了，太太"是个好兆头。 All right, "whiting, Mrs." that's a good sign.
305航班，波特兰到… All right, flight 305, Portland to...
波特兰到丹佛。 Portland to Denver.
所以当你告诉我是我的时候，你以为是我。 So when you told me it was me, you thought it was me.
嗯。因为艾米丽在保护你的感情 Mmm-hmm. Because Emily was protecting your feelings.
是的。 Yes.
也就是说你男朋友是我女朋友孩子的父亲。 Which means your boyfriend is the father of my girlfriend's baby.
如果你想用一句话概括的话，是的。 Uh, if you want to boil it down to one sentence, yes.
你肯定松了一口气。 You must be just a little bit relieved.
因为艾米丽被另一个男人搞大肚子而松了一口气吗? Relieved that Emily got knocked up by another man?
不，我不会说我松了一口气。 No, I would not say I was relieved.
对不起，您的房间要到4点才会准备好。 I'm sorry, your room won't be ready until 4:00.
艾略特，能帮我把包放好吗? Oh, uh, e-Elliott, can you park my bag?
当然。哦,太棒了。 Sure. Oh, great.
当然。谢谢。谢谢。再见。 Sure. Thanks. Thanks. Bye.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
“去钓鱼。” "Gone fishing."
大头鱼鲶鱼? Bullhead catfish?
他们是双胞胎! They're twins!
嘿，那是谁，汤米? Hey, who's that, Tommy?
这是卡罗尔。 This one's Carol.
哦,先生,嗯? Uh, sir, uh?
该死的。 Damn.
让我帮你一把。 Let me give you a hand.
我马上就给你。 I'll have this for you in a second.
没有问题,亲爱的。 No problem, darling.
嗯。 Hmm.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
任何时候。 Anytime.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
真是个美人，但恐怕还不够好。 What a beauty, but not good enough, I'm afraid.
哦，现在这个……这个真的很可怜。 Oh, now this one... This one is truly pathetic.
对这个女孩说脏话。 Mean mouth on this girl.
那是谁,汤米? Who's that, Tommy?
是谁?克里希! Who is it? Chrissy!
克里希! Chrissy!
你拿的是什么，咪咪? What you got there, bootsie?
只是一条鱼。 Just a fish.
那是没有鱼! That's no fish!
看看这个东西。那是马克卡车。 Look at this thing. That's a mack truck.
我需要个帮手。 I need a hand with this one.
好了，小伙子们，我想24磅的冠军出来了。 Well, boys, I think we got a winner at 24 pounds.
我给你……来吧,bootsie。你把它。 I christen you... Go ahead, bootsie. You take it.
萝拉? Lola?
萝拉! Lola!
萝拉!没错! Lola! Right!
萝拉。好吧，萝拉赢了。 Lola. Ok, Lola's the winner.
给他点掌声吧? Give him a big hand, huh?
凯西吗? Kathy?
汤米。 Tommy.
呃,好吧,伙计们。 Uh, ok, guys.
我要走了，因为你太臭了。 I'm gonna get out of here because, um, you stink.
谢谢,汤姆。 Thanks, Tom.
明年见，汤姆。 See you next year, Tom.
凯西。 Kathy.
嘿。 Hey.
见到你真是太好了!你在这里做什么? It's so good to see you! What are you doing here?
你在开玩笑吗? What, are you kidding?
我，想念驼鹿头猫吗? Me, miss a big moosehead cat thing?
所以…你离婚了吗? So... Are you divorced?
不。 No.
丧偶? Widowed?
不。 No.
我想这只是个友好的电话。 So I guess this is just a friendly call.
你会去同学聚会吗? Are you going to go to the reunion?
来，让我来拿。 Here, let me get this.
的团聚。 The reunion.
好吧，我告诉你……我唯一想见的人就是你，而你就在这里。 Well, I'll tell you... The only person I wanted to see was you, and you're right here.
我确定。 I sure am.
是的。 Yeah.
你知道吗，在我想象的所有能再见到你的地方里，那个码头肯定不在其中。 You know, of all the places I've imagined running into you again, that dock sure wasn't one of them.
你给我想象过一些地方? You've imagined me places?
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
你就没这样怀疑过我吗? Haven't you ever wondered about me like that?
不。没有? No. No?
好的。 Ok.
嗯,我有。 Well, I have.
如果我早知道你会变成这样，我就会多想象一些。 And if I would've known you would've turned out like this, I would have imagined it a lot more often.
你说“像这样”是什么意思? What do you mean, "like this"?
我一直认为你是学校里最漂亮的女孩。 I always thought you were the prettiest girl in school.
现在看看你。 And now look at you.
看看你自己吧。 Just take a look at yourself.
你这样…你真是个女人。 You're such... You're such a woman.
你对自己有自信，而这…我不知道，这种圆滑。 You have this assurance about you, and this... I don't know, this sleekness.
别让我说这个。 Don't get me started here.
不。不,不,不。继续。 No. No, no, no. Go on.
这么说吧，我很后悔我在高中时的克制。 Well, let's just say that I'm regretting all that restraint I used in high school.
跟我说说。 Tell me about it.
是的。好的。 Yeah. Ok.
那么，我是带你出去吃饭带鱼泥还是不带? So, am I going to take you out to dinner with fish gunk on me, or without?
没有。 Without.
我很高兴你……彼得? I'm glad you're... Peter?
她在哪里呢? Where is she?
嗯…你对它了解多少? Uh... What do you know about it?
我知道。 I know.
我知道的比你想的要多。 I know a lot more than you think I know.
你知道她怀孕了吗? Did you know she's pregnant?
什么?嗯。 What? Mmm-hmm.
它甚至不是我的。 And it's not even mine.
彼得，如果你是我，你还想要她吗? Ah, Peter, if you were me, would you still want her?
因为我没办法。 'Cause I can't help it.
你他妈在乎什么? What the hell do you care?
她是我的妻子! She's my wife!
凯西吗?我不是在说凯西! Kathy? I'm not talking about Kathy!
这是什么?嗯? What about this? Huh?
我只是帮她存着，彼得。 I'm simply storing it for her, Peter.
你以为我是白痴吗? What do you think, I'm an idiot?
不,等等。等一等。冷静点，好吗? No, wait. Hold on. Just chill, all right?
你妻子是来找她高中时的男友汤姆的。 Now, your wife is here to look up an old high-school boyfriend, uh, Tom.
汤姆?汤姆,汤姆……汤姆·安德鲁斯。 Tom? Tom, Tom... Tom Andrews.
汤姆·安德鲁斯。好吗?所以只是寒冷。 Tom Andrews. Ok? So just chill.
好的。 Ok.
安德鲁斯,嗯? Andrews, huh?
我们将会看到。 We'll see.
好吧。 All right.
一场噩梦。 What a nightmare.
好的。啊哈。 All right. Uh-huh.
“安德鲁,汤姆。” "Andrews, Tom."
嘿,凯丝。去接电话，好吗? Hey, Kath. Get that, will you?
你好。 Hello.
再见。 Bye.
我真的很抱歉。 I'm really sorry.
嗯,福勒。我急需冰块。 Uh-huh, Fowler. I need ice badly.
大水桶。谢谢你！ Big bucket. Thank you.
艾略特。就告诉我一件事。 Elliott. Just tell me one thing.
你是来见谁的?我吗?你是什么意思? Who are you here to see? Me? What do you mean?
汤姆·安德鲁斯。什么? Tom Andrews. What?
彼得,凯西……只是告诉我。 Peter, Kathy... Just tell me.
凯西在丹佛吗? Is Kathy in Denver?
是的。她和汤姆。 Yes. She's with Tom.
彼得去找她了。他打了我的脸。 Peter went off to find her. He hit me in the face.
现在，你和我，我们要谈谈。 Now, you and I, we're going to talk, em.
凯西和汤姆? Kathy's with Tom?
宾果。 Bingo.
现在，我不想再当白痴了。 Now, I am through being an idiot.
你知道，倾听别人的声音。 You know, listening to other people.
你和我… You and I will...
嗯，没有什么比火灾更好的了，不是吗? Hmm, there's nothing like a fire, is there?
你在火光下看起来特别美。 You look especially good by firelight.
天啊，浪费掉就太可惜了，因为我们几分钟后就要出去吃晚饭了。 Well, gosh, it's too bad it'll go to waste, since we'll be, uh, going out in a few minutes for dinner.
我们为什么不叫外卖呢? Well, why don't we order in?
你会在肉铺上找到一些菜单。 You'll find some menus on the butcher block.
泰国怎么样? How about Thai?
好的。意大利怎么样? All right. How about Italian?
如果你让我比她丈夫先到那就多出20块。 There's an extra $20 if you get me there before her husband.
呃，有什么问题吗? Uh, what's the problem here?
"榆树"不止一个，孩子。 There's more than one "elm," son.
所以，这里的想法是放松。 So, the idea here is to relax.
让我来处理压力点。 Just let me work the pressure points.
假装你的手就是你的身体。 Just pretend your hand is your body.
就是这样。 That's it.
我记得你的手，凯西。 I remember your hands, Kathy.
我记得你的皮肤， I remember your skin,
还有你的肩膀，你的脖子，你的嘴唇…… and your shoulders, your neck, your lips...
我需要你，凯西。 I want you, Kathy.
艾米丽怀了你的孩子。 Emily's having your baby.
原谅我吗? Excuse me?
你要当爸爸了。 You're going to be a father.
我就知道你想知道。 Well, I knew you'd want to know.
你也不希望你的孩子出生后却一无所知吧。 And you wouldn't want a child of yours born and not know about it.
不，事实上，这一直是我的梦想。 No, actually, that's always been a dream of mine.
是艾米丽派你来告诉我的吗? Did Emily send you here to tell me this?
不,不。不，她知道了会杀了我的。 No, no. No, she's gonna kill me when she finds out.
她不需要知道的。 Well, she doesn't have to find out.
我们就说你从没来过这里。 We'll just say that you never came here.
那样的话，她就不会知道你辜负了她的信任我也不用跟她和某个孩子扯上关系。 That way, she won't know you betrayed her trust and I won't have to get involved with her and some kid.
哦，你不会是这个意思吧。 Oh, you can't mean that.
如果艾米丽想让我知道，她会亲口告诉我的。 If Emily wanted me to know, she'd have told me herself.
我觉得她不在这就能说明问题。 I think the fact that she isn't here should tell us.
这两个东西。 Both something.
嘿!宝贝。嘿!你自己。 Hey! Babe. Hey! Yourself.
凯西。 Kathy.
有后门吗? Is there a back way out?
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
我在这里做什么?我在这里做什么? What am I doing here? What am I doing here?
嘿，我们为什么不坐下来安静地谈谈呢? Hey, why don't we sit down and talk about this quietly?
因为她丈夫随时都会走进那扇门! Because her husband is gonna walk through that door at any second!
哦,狗屎。彼得? Oh, shit. Peter?
对你有好处。现在，后门在哪里? Good for you. Now, where's the back way?
没有一个。 There isn't one.
我们只能随机应变了。 We'll just have to wing it.
好的。嗯…我们会告诉他你是来告诉汤姆他是我孩子的父亲的。 All right. Uh... We'll tell him that you came to tell Tom he's the father of my baby.
这就是我来这里的原因! That's why I did come here!
哦,对了。不是那样的，你没有。 Oh, right. Not looking like that, you didn't.
不,真的。我刚告诉他了! No, really. I just told him!
现在是最后一刻了。废话少说。 It's the 11th hour. Cut the crap.
嗯…把你的衣服给我。 Uh... Give me your dress.
嗯。转身。 Hmm. Turn around.
你为什么要帮我? Why are you doing this for me?
别告诉我是因为你爱我原谅我因为我无法承受罪恶感。 And don't tell me it's because you love me and forgive me because I couldn't bear the guilt.
所以别告诉我这就是原因。 So don't tell me that that is the reason.
因为我爱你，我原谅你。 It's because I love you and I forgive you.
你应得的。 You deserved that.
神圣的母亲! Holy mother!
等我们90岁的时候再笑吧。 We'll laugh about this when we're 90.
啊哈。 Uh-huh.
哦,上帝。艾略特。 Oh, god. Elliott.
你觉得我还没准备好开始一段感情。 And you thought I wasn't ready for a relationship.
你还有多少人在外面? How many more guys you got out there?
原谅我吗? Excuse me?
孩子，我告诉你，女人……有时候我就是不理解他们。 Boy, I tell you, women... Sometimes I just don't understand them.
她就这么闯进我的生活一个糟糕的晚上，现在我就被告上了生父的官司。 She breezes into my life for one lousy night, now I'm in a paternity suit.
你和这家伙上床了? You slept with this guy?
我做了她。 I made her.
嘿，伙计，你想要她吗?带她。 Hey, hey, pal. You want her? Take her.
对我来说只是一夜情，仅此而已。 Just a one-night stand to me, that's all.
嘿,你最好…… Hey, you better...
哦,你受伤。都是我的错。 Oh, you're hurt. It's all my fault.
你真是个混蛋。 You sure are a jerk.
这是你母亲的房子吗? Is this your mother's house?
这是你妈妈吗? Is this your mother?
你的坐骨神经痛? How's your sciatica?
彼得!彼得，凯西是来告诉汤姆我有孩子了。 Peter! Peter, Kathy was just here to tell Tom that I'm having a baby.
出去了。但这不是汤姆的孩子。是艾略特的。 Out. But it's not Tom's baby. It's Elliott's.
是啊!它是什么? Yeah! It is?
它是什么? It is?
嘿,出来! Hey, out!
凯西。你能让我们单独待会儿吗? Kathy. Could you leave us alone?
嘿，伙计，这是我家。 Hey, buddy, this is my house.
这是我的妻子。 This is my wife.
是的。 Yeah.
你骗了我。 You lied to me.
我知道。 I know.
什么也没有发生。 Nothing happened.
发生了什么? Nothing happened?
嗯,定义“什么” Well, define "nothing"
因为在我看来这里发生了很多事。 because it seems to me that a lot has happened here.
我很努力保持客观，所以我想知道全部情况。 I'm trying really hard to be objective, so I want to know all of it.
你到底为什么在这里? Why are you really here?
汤米是我高中时的老朋友。 Tommy's an old friend of mine from high school.
他是我以前的男朋友。 He's an old boyfriend.
是的。 Yeah.
我很怀念那种感觉。 I missed that feeling.
感觉呢? Feeling?
你错过了，你错过了那种感觉。 You missed, uh, you missed that feeling.
是的，你知道，那个…你16岁时的那种冲动吗? Yeah, you know, the... the rush that you get when you're 16?
亲爱的，我们不是16岁。 Honey, we aren't 16.
我知道。 I know.
只是……你觉得自己很特别。 It's just that... that you feel special.
我只是想感觉，呃… I just wanted to feel like, uh...
像个辣妹。 Like a hot babe.
这就有问题了，因为你说我没让你有那种感觉。 Now, that's a problem, because you're saying that I don't make you feel that way.
哦,彼得,不。看到……你是我丈夫，你爱我，我也爱你，而且……什么? Oh, Peter, no. See... see, you're my husband and you love me and I love you, and... What?
我爱你。 I love you.
但是什么? But what?
这与你无关。这甚至与他无关。这是……你看，我让自己很痛苦。 It's not about you. It's not even about him. It's... You see, I was making myself miserable.
我…我甚至没有那么痛苦，真的。 I... I wasn't even that miserable, really.
我是……我有点开心，虽然有点痛苦，但……这比以一种快乐的方式痛苦更糟糕吗? I was... I was kind of happy, in a miserable kind of way and... Is that worse than being miserable in a happy kind of way?
不。这是……这是更好的。 No. It's... it's better.
因为你有点享受你的痛苦。 Because you kind of enjoy your misery.
我很高兴有人这么做了。 I'm glad somebody did.
彼得,我很抱歉。 Peter, I'm sorry.
我还能说什么呢? What else can I say?
那就是…… It's that...
痛苦，我知道这一点。 Misery, I know something about that.
â看，痛苦使你消沉âª âª See, misery takes you down âª
â—拖着你到处跑â— âª Drags you all around âª
âª带你走遍整个城市âª âª Takes you all over town âª
â—直到你失去你所找到的â— âª Till you've lost what you found âª
一个ª âª
好吧,你……你让它押韵了。 Well, you... you got it to rhyme.
到这里来。 Come here.
我想摇你，妈妈，就像你的身体没有骨头一样。 I want to rock you, mamma, like your body ain't got no bones.
让我们炸了这个地方。 Let's blow this place.
嘿，你知道吗，我们有件好事。 Hey, you know, we got a good thing here.
我知道我们有。 I know we do.
不。保姆，在家。是吗? No. The sitter, at home. Yeah?
我不知道，定在晚上。 I don't know, it's set for overnight.
我订了个酒店房间。 And I got a hotel room.
你要乖，姑娘。 You be bad, girl.
所有的牌都在桌子上了。 Well, all the cards are on the table.
我不想让你觉得有义务。我只想要一个直接的答案: I don't want you to feel obligated. I just want a straight answer:
你想在一起吗? Do you want to be together?
她怎么能这么问我? How can she ask me that?
事情会改变的。 Things are gonna change.
你迷恋上了一个世故的女人，在边缘徘徊。 You're infatuated with a woman who's sophisticated, out there on the edge.
但是…你还没到崩溃边缘。 But... you're not out on the edge.
是的,我是。 Yes, I am.
不,你不是。 No, you're not.
事实上，你有时候还挺拖后腿的。 Actually, you can be kind of a drag at times.
那你不可能想要我。 Then you can't possibly want me.
直接的答案吗? Straight answer?
是的。 Yes.
看脸。 Watch the face.
它不伤害。 It doesn't hurt.
一个ª âª
亲爱的，我们正在准备婚礼呢! Honey, we're trying to plan a wedding up here!
好的! Ok!
一个ª âª
â—你的嘴唇在说，来吻我â— âª Your lips say, come and kiss me âª
â—他们没有发出一点声音â— âª And they haven't made a sound âª
â—你的臀部在说，跟我来吧â— âª Your hips say, come on with me âª
â—你只是在â—周围说 âª You're just talking around âª
âª我的心怦怦直跳âª âª My heart beats like thunder âª
â’t每当你进入我们的视野â’t âª Every time you come into view âª
âª这东西比我们俩都大âª âª This thing is bigger than both of us âª
â—我知道你也知道它â— âª I know you know it, too âª
â—我们有一个很大、很大、很大的â— âª We've got a big, big, big âª
â—坏的爱â—坏的爱â—好吧，好吧，我们就像手套里的手一样般配â— âª Bad love âª bad love âª well, well, we fit like a hand in a glove âª
âª我们有一段非常非常非常坏的爱情âª âª We got a big, big, big, bad love âª
âª大而坏的爱âª你想要或需要的任何东西âª âª Big, bad love âª anything you want or need âª
â—你可以拥有这一切，甚至更多â— âª You can have all that and more âª
â—我的时间，我的爱，我的信用卡â— âª My time, my love, my credit card âª
âª我甚至开车送你到商店âª âª I'll even drive you to the store âª
â—哦，我有一列事情要做，宝贝â— âª Ooh, I've got a list of things to do, baby âª
â’t而且它很短很甜â’t âª And it's very short and sweet âª
â—和我谈谈â—我将从头说起â— âª Talk to me âª I'll begin at the beginning âª
âª我将在你的脚下结束我的生命âª âª And I'll end up at your feet âª
â—好吧â—我们有一个很大很大很大的â— âª All right âª we've got a big, big, big âª
â—坏的爱â—坏的爱â—是的，我们就像手套里的手一样般配â— âª Bad love âª bad love âª yeah, we fit like a hand in a glove âª
âª我们有一段很大、很大、很大、很坏的爱情âª âª We've got a big, big, big, bad love âª
â——伟大而糟糕的爱情 âª Big, bad love
一个ª喔 âª whoo
â—我来告诉你 âª I'll tell you
â ' t放弃吧，宝贝â ' t哦，是的â ' t在早晨，当我醒来â ' t âª Give it up, baby âª oh, yeah âª in the morning, when I wake up âª
â—我真不敢相信我的运气â— âª I can't believe my luck âª
âª我像吃维生素丸一样吃你âª âª I take you like a vitamin pill âª
âª你像开卡车一样载着我，宝贝âª âª And you drive me like a truck, babe âª
â—我不在乎你去哪里，宝贝â— âª I don't care where you go, baby âª
â 't我不在乎你做什么â 't âª Don't care what you do âª
âª只要你带我到那里âª âª Just as long as you take me there âª
â—是的，宝贝â—让我和你一起做这件事â—â—我和你â—我们有一个很大，很大，很大的â— âª Yeah, baby âª and let me do it with you âª âª me and you âª we've got a big, big, big âª
â—坏的爱â—大的，坏的爱â—是的，我们得到了一个大的，大的，大的爱â— âª Bad love âª big, bad love âª yeah, we got a big, big, big love âª
âª我们有一段非常非常非常坏的爱情âª âª We got a big, big, big, bad love âª
â—又大又坏的爱â—宝贝，现在就告诉我â— âª Big, bad love âª baby, let tell me now âª
âª我们就像手套里的手一样般配âª âª We fit like a hand in a glove âª
âª我们有一段非常非常非常坏的爱情âª âª We got a big, big, big, bad love âª
âª大而坏的爱âª坏的爱âª大而坏的爱âª哦，宝贝 âª Big, bad love âª bad love âª big bad love âª oh, baby
â—大而坏的爱â—我们得到了爱â—大而坏的爱â—我们得到了大而坏的爱，宝贝â— âª big, bad love âª we got love âª big, bad love âª we got a big, bad love, baby âª
你对所有女孩都这么说，雷。 You say that to all the girls, Ray.